Day 23

Happy Friday!

Today is a really big day for Netflixers everywhere because the 3rd season of Orange is the New Black has arrived!! Well technically it was out on early release last night, but the Cavs were on, so let’s just pretend it was released today.

If you own a Netflix account and you are a girl and you haven’t seen Orange is the New Black, I highly suggest you start getting your life in order immediately, starting with season one. And don’t be shy guys, it’s a Netflix original series about the goings ons inside a female prison…you won’t be bored.

This new season is rumored to be a little “lighter” than season 2, (however light female prison can be) and creator Jenji Kohan says the themes for these upcoming episodes are faith and motherhood. Now, I’ve only watched the first episode so far, and I can definitely say it sure feels like the same old crudely hilarious and unexpectedly free-spirited show that I fell in love with in season 1. I can’t wait to start the binge.

So, no Netflix show binging is complete without cookies, so in order to pay hommage to one of my favorite unstable inmates, Suzanne “Crazy Eyes” Warren, I made some Paleo Chocolate and Vanilla Swiiiiiirl Cookies. tumblr_mwmhi6oorY1sybaxio1_500These cookies were made with half paleo sugar cookie, smushed right up against some paleo double chocolate cookies.  FullSizeRender (23)But unlike Piper and Crazy Eyes, the flavors in these two cookies play nicely together.

Grab a nice glass of coconut milk and flick on some Netflix – just be prepared to kill a few hours and probably all of the cookies.

Here’s a little paleo food to fuel your marathon – just try to do some jumping jacks or pushups between episodes so you don’t start developing bed sores. Here’s Day 23, Cheers!

DRINK 8 oz. of water when you wake up.

Want to play a Paleo Orange is the New Black drinking game? Drink a sip of water every time Crazy Eyes twirls her dreds, someone says “inmate,” Taystee does a lil’ dance, or they flashback to someone’s past. You’ll be hydrated in no time.


DRINK 16 oz. of water before lunch. Lunch:

DRINK 8 oz. of water after lunch.

DRINK 8 oz. of water before bed.

Or if you are still watching OITNB, just keep playing the drinking game.



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